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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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Mosaic: World News from The Middle East was a daily news program offered by the free American satellite channel, LinkTV. \"Mosaic\" featured selections from television news programs produced by broadcast outlets throughout the Middle East. The news reports were presented unedited, translated into English when necessary. The \"Mosaic\" series was created by Stephen Olsson and Kim Spencer. Its founding producer was Jamal Dajani, a Palestinian American and it was co-produced by David Michaelis, an Israeli Jew. From late 2010 until 2013, the daily \"Mosaic\" program was co-produced by Lara Bitar and Abdullah Edwan.
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