{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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